Welcome to Cooked Clothing Co—the brand we guarantee that you’re not going to tell your mum about.

Let’s face it...life’s too short to play it safe, and your style deserves better than cookie-cutter designs and boring, beige basics.

We’re here for the ones who dare to stand out, push boundaries, and maybe raise a few eyebrows while they’re at it.

If you’re looking for something subtle, you’ve come to the wrong place.

At Cooked Clothing, we take all the things society hides under the rug—dark humor, taboo topics, and a healthy dose of rebellion—and turn them into designs that demand attention. Whether it’s festival gear that sparks conversations or streetwear that makes people double-take, everything we create is about making a statement.

We’re not here to dress the masses; we’re here for the misfits, the rebels, and the unapologetic legends who wear their personality on their sleeves—literally. Our designs speak louder than words, with bold graphics, tongue-in-cheek humor, and just enough edge to make your grandma clutch her pearls.

Because let’s be real...this isn’t the kind of brand you wear home to dinner with your parents on a Sunday night...

But it is the one you’ll wear when you want to turn heads at that late-night party, stand out in the mosh pit, or just cause a little bit of chaos in your everyday life..

Put simply, we’re not here to blend in; we’re about standing out, being seen, and having a hell of a good time doing it.

But Cooked Clothing isn’t just about what you wear; it’s about how you feel when you wear it. Empowered. Bold. And a little bit unhinged.

So throw on your favorite Cooked tee, make a statement, and remember life’s too short to tone it down.

Stay wild. Stay unapologetic...

Stay Cooked. ✌️