ABOUT US

Welcome to Cooked Clothing Co.—the brand born from chaos, a viral TikTok account, and a big middle finger to the status quo.

It all started on TikTok, where one of our co-founders (we’re not saying who) blew up posting the kind of content that makes people laugh, cringe, or DM it to their mates with;

“Bro, you have to see this.”

Think drunken antics, questionable behavior, and the rougher side of life.

The first video? 650k+ views in 4 days.

The second? Over 250k in 3 days.

And the third hit 100k in under 24 hours.

In a matter of days, the account exploded to 3,500 followers and was going viral.

It was pure madness —until TikTok decided we were too cooked for their liking...

Apparently, the Karen's of the internet weren’t amused. TikTok flagged the account for “community guidelines violations” (whatever that means) and slapped it with a shadow ban.

The engagement tanked, the reach disappeared, and got left with two choices: let the account die or find a way to make it work.

So we said, “Screw it,” and wiped the slate clean.

Deleted every post, every comment, and every trace of the old content.

Gone was the cooked humour, and chaos—but we weren’t about to waste the audience we’d built.

So we asked ourselves... What could we sell to people who loved the kind of unfiltered, boundary-pushing content we were previously sharing?

That’s when the lightbulb went off and Cooked Clothing Co. was born.

A brand for the bold. The rebellious. The unapologetic legends who refuse to blend in.

What started out initially as a bit of a joke turned into a full-blown mission to create clothing that doesn’t just fit in but stands out, sparking conversations and raising a few eyebrows along the way.

We officially "launched" on November 19th 2024, despite being slowed down by red tape and government websites straight out of the 1990s. But that didn’t stop us. By early December, we had our store locked and loaded—well, mostly...

A minor bug in our upsale page meant yet another slight delay before it was go time.

But rather than sit around twiddling our thumbs, we doubled down on SEO, content creation, and our marketing strategy in preparation for our eventual launch to the public.

So while it might look like we’ve come out of nowhere fully established, we’ve been grinding behind the scenes itching to launch with a bang.

That’s why we’ve got a full catalogue of banger designs, with plenty more in the pipeline.

So whether you’re here to grab a tee and make a statement, or just here to suss out the most rebellious crew in the clothing game, know that you’re in the right place.

Go find yourself a design that speaks to your rebellious side, and wear it like a badge of honor.

Stay Cooked.